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    Ten Tips to Deal with Skyrocketing Southern California Gas Prices
    Colin Yuan
    • Apr 22

    Ten Tips to Deal with Skyrocketing Southern California Gas Prices

    By Colin Yuan The Elbow reports on the economy. STUDIO CITY, CA - I’m sure you have all noticed, but lately gas prices have been going...
    Star Wars
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Apr 22

    Star Wars

    By Mateen Sharifi According to Le Cinéphiles, an incredibly reputable and definitely not satirical news source featured in numerous...
    Oscar Picks - From the Elbow Film Critics Association
    Oliver Green
    • Mar 15

    Oscar Picks - From the Elbow Film Critics Association

    By Oliver Green Without further ado, the Elbow Film Critics Association presents our annual Academy Awards tradition: The Best Picture...
    Harvard-Westlake Fails to Enforce New “Anti-Cannibalism” Policy
    Oliver Green
    • Mar 15

    Harvard-Westlake Fails to Enforce New “Anti-Cannibalism” Policy

    By Oliver Green MONDAY, STUDIO CITY — After sophomore William Stone’s fried arm was discovered between two pieces of sourdough in the...
    Leila Pagel
    • Apr 20, 2021

    Harvard-Westlake Prefect Election

    By Leila Pagel Voting for prefects and head-prefects at Harvard-Westlake has always been a difficult undertaking. Students must carefully...
    Nestlé Enters The Cryptocurrency Race With “CRUNCHCoin®”
    Colin Yuan
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Nestlé Enters The Cryptocurrency Race With “CRUNCHCoin®”

    By Colin Yuan GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé, a company known for its delicious chocolates and infant formulas, has officially entered the...
    Oliver Green
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    By Oliver Green The release of the new monster movie Godzilla vs. Kong sparked fierce debate about which monster would emerge victorious....
    Debate Time: Did Drake Retire?
    Will Samuels
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Debate Time: Did Drake Retire?

    By Will Samuels In the rap and hip-hop community, everybody’s eyes are currently on Drake. After a series of many events, rumors have...
    Leila Pagel
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Pandemic Pets

    By Leila Pagel There have been many tragic consequences of COVID-19, but also many examples of people finding the silver lining and...
    Justice League x Halo
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Justice League x Halo

    By Mateen Sharifi With the arrival of the long-awaited release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, many images related to the film have been...
    Leila Pagel
    • Feb 14, 2021

    Valentine's Day

    By Leila Pagel February is a weird month. No one is one hundred percent sure how to pronounce it, spelling it is usually a struggle, it...
    Will Samuels
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Christmas Gifts

    By Will Samuels Hi everybody, I hope everyone had a fun and relaxing winter break and enjoyed the holidays. As you all know, the holidays...
    Oliver Green
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Poll - New Year's Resolutions

    By Oliver Green In the spirit of the New Year, we conducted a survey of Harvard-Westlake students where we asked them to share their New...
    Leila Pagel
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Exclusive Interview with Harvard-Westlake Science Teacher Ms. Park

    By Leila Pagel In an attempt to get to know our teachers better during these times of online learning, we had our reporter conduct an...
    Oliver Green
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Harvard-Westlake Finds Unique Ways To Hold Winter Events

    By Oliver Green LOS ANGELES, CA - Last week, Harvard-Westlake administrators assembled a crack team of teachers and faculty members to...
    BREAKING: Elon Musk Becomes World’s Richest Person With Personal Money Printing Machine
    Colin Yuan
    • Jan 15, 2021

    BREAKING: Elon Musk Becomes World’s Richest Person With Personal Money Printing Machine

    By Colin Yuan Elon Musk, professional CEO, Internet Memer, and business magnate, became the world’s wealthiest person last week,...
    Notable Stories From This Week's News
    Ben Volokh
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Notable Stories From This Week's News

    By Ben Volokh For Sake Of Public Health And In Accordance To New Social Distancing Regulations, The NFL Forbids Tackling And Issues All...
    Colin Yuan
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Diary Entries

    By Colin Yuan and Oliver Green THE DOG'S JOURNAL Untitled - Day (I don’t know but it’s the same everyday!) I had my favorite roasted...
    Leila Pagel
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Leftover Candy

    By Leila Pagel In the weeks after Halloween, the challenge of what to do with all the leftover Halloween candy is a very pressing one,...
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Lights... Camera... Delayed?

    By Mateen Sharifi COVID-19’s self-isolation has challenged many of us to find ways to keep ourselves entertained throughout the day, and...
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