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    Ten Tips to Deal with Skyrocketing Southern California Gas Prices
    Colin Yuan
    • Apr 22

    Ten Tips to Deal with Skyrocketing Southern California Gas Prices

    By Colin Yuan The Elbow reports on the economy. STUDIO CITY, CA - I’m sure you have all noticed, but lately gas prices have been going...
    Star Wars
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Apr 22

    Star Wars

    By Mateen Sharifi According to Le Cinéphiles, an incredibly reputable and definitely not satirical news source featured in numerous...
    Harvard-Westlake Fails to Enforce New “Anti-Cannibalism” Policy
    Oliver Green
    • Mar 15

    Harvard-Westlake Fails to Enforce New “Anti-Cannibalism” Policy

    By Oliver Green MONDAY, STUDIO CITY — After sophomore William Stone’s fried arm was discovered between two pieces of sourdough in the...
    Leila Pagel
    • Apr 20, 2021

    Harvard-Westlake Prefect Election

    By Leila Pagel Voting for prefects and head-prefects at Harvard-Westlake has always been a difficult undertaking. Students must carefully...
    Nestlé Enters The Cryptocurrency Race With “CRUNCHCoin®”
    Colin Yuan
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Nestlé Enters The Cryptocurrency Race With “CRUNCHCoin®”

    By Colin Yuan GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé, a company known for its delicious chocolates and infant formulas, has officially entered the...
    Debate Time: Did Drake Retire?
    Will Samuels
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Debate Time: Did Drake Retire?

    By Will Samuels In the rap and hip-hop community, everybody’s eyes are currently on Drake. After a series of many events, rumors have...
    Justice League x Halo
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Mar 30, 2021

    Justice League x Halo

    By Mateen Sharifi With the arrival of the long-awaited release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, many images related to the film have been...
    Oliver Green
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Harvard-Westlake Finds Unique Ways To Hold Winter Events

    By Oliver Green LOS ANGELES, CA - Last week, Harvard-Westlake administrators assembled a crack team of teachers and faculty members to...
    BREAKING: Elon Musk Becomes World’s Richest Person With Personal Money Printing Machine
    Colin Yuan
    • Jan 15, 2021

    BREAKING: Elon Musk Becomes World’s Richest Person With Personal Money Printing Machine

    By Colin Yuan Elon Musk, professional CEO, Internet Memer, and business magnate, became the world’s wealthiest person last week,...
    Notable Stories From This Week's News
    Ben Volokh
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Notable Stories From This Week's News

    By Ben Volokh For Sake Of Public Health And In Accordance To New Social Distancing Regulations, The NFL Forbids Tackling And Issues All...
    Mateen Sharifi
    • Jan 15, 2021

    Lights... Camera... Delayed?

    By Mateen Sharifi COVID-19’s self-isolation has challenged many of us to find ways to keep ourselves entertained throughout the day, and...
    Oliver Green
    • Jan 15, 2021

    dairyathw

    By Oliver Green The Following is a Statement Issued by the Group Known as @dairyathw to the Harvard-Westlake Administration Dear HW...
    Will Samuels
    • Nov 3, 2020

    Kanye's Presidential Hopes

    By Will Samuels I’m starting to grow very concerned about Kanye’s presidential campaign. It’s election day, and Kanye is down in EVERY...
    The Search for an Alternative to Mail-In Ballots
    Leila Pagel
    • Nov 3, 2020

    The Search for an Alternative to Mail-In Ballots

    By Leila Pagel The secureness of mail-in ballots has been brought into question by many which is why the Federal Agency of Investigating...
    Colin Yuan
    • Nov 3, 2020

    Amazon Debuts Next-Gen Ring Drone Equipped With Ak-47s, Deemed “Revolutionary”

    By Colin Yuan Seattle, WA - Amazon’s Ring company, specializing in military-grade home defense systems, just announced their latest and...
    Will Samuels
    • Sep 12, 2020

    Kanye's Party

    By Will Samuels When I first heard that Kanye was planning a birthday party, I got so excited. Kanye is my inspiration so I really hoped...
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