Ten Tips to Deal with Skyrocketing Southern California Gas Prices
By Colin Yuan The Elbow reports on the economy. STUDIO CITY, CA - I’m sure you have all noticed, but lately gas prices have been going...
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Mateen Sharifi
- Apr 21
Star Wars
By Mateen Sharifi According to Le Cinéphiles, an incredibly reputable and definitely not satirical news source featured in numerous...
Oliver Green
- Mar 14
Harvard-Westlake Fails to Enforce New “Anti-Cannibalism” Policy
By Oliver Green MONDAY, STUDIO CITY — After sophomore William Stone’s fried arm was discovered between two pieces of sourdough in the...
Leila Pagel
- Apr 20, 2021
Harvard-Westlake Prefect Election
By Leila Pagel Voting for prefects and head-prefects at Harvard-Westlake has always been a difficult undertaking. Students must carefully...
Colin Yuan
- Mar 29, 2021
Nestlé Enters The Cryptocurrency Race With “CRUNCHCoin®”
By Colin Yuan GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé, a company known for its delicious chocolates and infant formulas, has officially entered the...
Will Samuels
- Mar 29, 2021
Debate Time: Did Drake Retire?
By Will Samuels In the rap and hip-hop community, everybody’s eyes are currently on Drake. After a series of many events, rumors have...
Mateen Sharifi
- Mar 29, 2021
Justice League x Halo
By Mateen Sharifi With the arrival of the long-awaited release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, many images related to the film have been...
Oliver Green
- Jan 15, 2021
Harvard-Westlake Finds Unique Ways To Hold Winter Events
By Oliver Green LOS ANGELES, CA - Last week, Harvard-Westlake administrators assembled a crack team of teachers and faculty members to...
Colin Yuan
- Jan 15, 2021
BREAKING: Elon Musk Becomes World’s Richest Person With Personal Money Printing Machine
By Colin Yuan Elon Musk, professional CEO, Internet Memer, and business magnate, became the world’s wealthiest person last week,...
Ben Volokh
- Jan 15, 2021
Notable Stories From This Week's News
By Ben Volokh For Sake Of Public Health And In Accordance To New Social Distancing Regulations, The NFL Forbids Tackling And Issues All...
Mateen Sharifi
- Jan 15, 2021
Lights... Camera... Delayed?
By Mateen Sharifi COVID-19’s self-isolation has challenged many of us to find ways to keep ourselves entertained throughout the day, and...
Oliver Green
- Jan 15, 2021
dairyathw
By Oliver Green The Following is a Statement Issued by the Group Known as @dairyathw to the Harvard-Westlake Administration Dear HW...
Leila Pagel
- Nov 3, 2020
The Search for an Alternative to Mail-In Ballots
By Leila Pagel The secureness of mail-in ballots has been brought into question by many which is why the Federal Agency of Investigating...
Colin Yuan
- Nov 3, 2020
Amazon Debuts Next-Gen Ring Drone Equipped With Ak-47s, Deemed “Revolutionary”
By Colin Yuan Seattle, WA - Amazon’s Ring company, specializing in military-grade home defense systems, just announced their latest and...
Will Samuels
- Nov 3, 2020
Kanye's Presidential Hopes
By Will Samuels I’m starting to grow very concerned about Kanye’s presidential campaign. It’s election day, and Kanye is down in EVERY...
Will Samuels
- Sep 12, 2020
Kanye's Party
By Will Samuels When I first heard that Kanye was planning a birthday party, I got so excited. Kanye is my inspiration so I really hoped...