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Dear Wolverine,

I’m having a really tough time balancing my social life with my academics. I want to spend more time with my friends, but it’s difficult to do that when it hurts my grades. My sleep schedule has been messed up too, and I need to straighten out my priorities to get my academics back on track and save my grades for this year. How should I handle this?


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