• Leila Pagel

The Search for an Alternative to Mail-In Ballots

By Leila Pagel


The secureness of mail-in ballots has been brought into question by many which is why the Federal Agency of Investigating Loopholes, Unnecessary Rights, and Envelopes (F.A.I.L.U.R.E.) has created a task force to find an alternative. Here are their preliminary ideas:


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