The Search for an Alternative to Mail-In Ballots

By Leila Pagel

The secureness of mail-in ballots has been brought into question by many which is why the Federal Agency of Investigating Loopholes, Unnecessary Rights, and Envelopes (F.A.I.L.U.R.E.) has created a task force to find an alternative. Here are their preliminary ideas:

Carrier Pigeons

Smoke Signals

Message in a Bottle

Trained Dogs

Repurposing Existing Delivery Systems